This is right up there with video of liquor store thieves falling through drop-ceilings.
Apparently some person or persons wanted to “stop the presses” on a story about a college homecoming queen who had been outed as a former pole-dancer. So they stole 3,500 copies of the student newspaper that reported the story.
The story you can read here. Online. Even though there are no more papers.
Police did not say whether their chief suspects are fusty, old-school reporters and editors who believe a story does not count until it’s ink on paper.